World’s Smallest Blower

Why should gardeners get to have all the fun? The World’s Smallest Blower is like a classic leaf blower… except tiny. And, it’s ready to make desk clean-up time a total blowout! Let’s be real here, vacuum cleaners suck. And, cool things dont suck. Did the Big Bad Wolf want to suck the pigs’ houses down? Uh, that would be a no. Why suck when you can blow? And, more importantly, why suck up all your odds and ends when you can blow them right onto your co-workers’ desks?! That’s right, instead of sucking up your mess politely, you can blast things like pencil-shaving, paperclips, cable twisties, and clouds of dust all over the people you work near! This blower is USB-powered, so you can rain rubbish over your office ‘friends’ for as long as you like. And, with an extra-long cable, you can really reach the edges of your desk, making sure that no one is safe! If an untidy desk is leaving you feeling low… blow! Yep, create cleanliness and assert your office dominance in one, devastating blow! Get your World’s Smallest Blower today, before it blows out of our warehouse!